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Sunday, December 17, 2006

A Little Less Fuck, and A Lot More Inaction

© 2006 Mark Robert Gates

I have discovered what is either, the biggest marketing fiasco, in world history, or a case of every executive, and producer, at Toby Keith's label, wanting to pull down his pants, and have sex with a Toby Keith fan in her bedroom, in consulation for screwing her royally, in the first place.

This is the line-up of the labels first Toby Keith Greatest Hit's:

1.
"
Getcha Some"
Toby Keith
2.
"
If A Man Answers"
Toby Keith
3.
"
Should've Been A Cowboy"
Toby Keith
4.
"
Dream Walkin'"
Toby Keith
5.
"
A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action"
Toby Keith
6.
"
Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On You"
Toby Keith
7.
"
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying"
Toby Keith
8.
"
We Were In Love"
Toby Keith
9.
"
You Ain't Much Fun"
Toby Keith
10.
"
Who's That Man"
Toby Keith
11.
"
Wish I Didn't Know Now"
Toby Keith
12.
"
Big Ol' Truck"
Toby Keith
13.
"
Me Too"
Toby Keith
14.
"
He Ain't Worth Missing"
Toby Keith

Here is the line up of Toby Keith's Greatest Hit's 2, as released by the label:

1.
"
How Do You Like Me Now?!"
Toby Keith
2.
"
Country Comes To Town"
Toby Keith
3.
"
You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This"
Toby Keith
4.
"
I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight"
Toby Keith
5.
"
I Wanna Talk About Me"
Toby Keith
6.
"
My List"
Toby Keith
7.
"
Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American)"
Toby Keith
8.
"
Who's Your Daddy?"
Toby Keith
9.
"
Beer For My Horses"
Toby Keith
10.
"
Stays In Mexico (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
11.
"
Mockingbird (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
12.
"
Go With Her (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
13.
"
You Ain't Much Fun (Live)"
Toby Keith
14.
"
Should've Been A Cowboy (Live)"
Toby Keith


If I want to get Pam, her favorite Toby Keith song, I got to buy one Greatest Hit's album, with it being the only song on the album she will know. A little less, Talk, and a Little more Action.

And, then I have to buy her, Toby Keith's Greatest Hit's 2, to get her all the rest of the Toby Keith songs she likes, and her second favorite, How Do You Like Me Now?!

I listen to all my music on my xomputer, through a juke box, since, discovering, even CDs sound better when ripped and played through 5.1 Surround Sound Blaster. So, I can arrange a playlist anyway I like, so it doesn't matter to me, however, this would have killed Pam, were she still alive in the flesh, today, since, I cannot buy her all of her favorite Toby Keith songs, on one CD's, and she only has the CD, player, of which, I still have, to play songs on.

If this perverse label's executives were to release a: Toby Keith's Real Legitmate Greatest Hit's, with this line up:

1.
"
How Do You Like Me Now?!"
Toby Keith
2.
"
Country Comes To Town"
Toby Keith
3.
"
You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This"
Toby Keith
4.
"
I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight"
Toby Keith
5.
"
I Wanna Talk About Me"
Toby Keith
6.
"
A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action"
7.
"
My List"
Toby Keith
8.
"
Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American)"
Toby Keith
9.
"
Who's Your Daddy?"
Toby Keith
10.
"
Beer For My Horses"
Toby Keith
11.
"
Stays In Mexico (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
12.
"
Mockingbird (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
13.
"
Go With Her (Greatest Hits 2 Version)"
Toby Keith
14.
"
You Ain't Much Fun (Live)"
Toby Keith
15.
"
Should've Been A Cowboy (Live)"
Toby Keith

And, if I could buy this, Toby Keith's, Real Legitmate, Greatest Hit's, CD, for Pam, for Christmas this year, she would still be dancing to it, next Christmas, when unwrapping her next Christmas present.

If there is any agrument between Toby Keith, and his perverse label, over whether or not they know his fans, then argument is settled, "Please', Fuck off!" And, give Toby Keith, full artistic control, or do as Pam wants, move to another planet, in another Galaxy. And, if you exec's and producer's wish to go to heaven, to meet her, do as she also requests, cut your pecker off before you die, or deal with her.

I will be fully enraged for an entire year, since, this year I cannot buy Pam, what would be her eternally favorite album, and I will be for each year until I can. Do not let the sun go down on your anger, or deal with Pam.

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