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Monday, November 28, 2005

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY I WAS LATE

Copyright 2001 Mark Robert Gates
10} The meeting of fantasy with reality took longer than expected.
9} I couldn’t get here fast enough.
8} The clutch in my perpetual motion machine burned out.
7} The light at the end of the tunnel burned out and I could not reach high enough to change it.
6} When I charted the course to get here, the refrigerator magnets threw off the compass.
5} Art critics broke my work.
4} I get my email @ spamcollector.com
3} While walking a mile in your shoes I stopped at a Starbucks.
2} The fast lane doesn’t have an off-ramp here.
1} They finally set the bar so low I can no longer duck under it.

1 comment:

Willow Rhiamon said...

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Yeah, that was funny.